Tonight is going to be so exciting! Teenagers and jangly loud music and pepperoni pizza and five different kinds of soda and…

Mary Poppins.

Um. What kind of freaks am I raising? Aren't they supposed to be trying to sneak racy and violent movies past me? I'm a little relieved that it's the "girls' idea". I'm also relieved that my son is referring to Mary Poppins herself as a wretched harpy. But I dunno, maybe I should spike the soda.