Some things just have to be memorized
Did they leave behind their own lug wrench? Or - the unkindest cut - did they use yours?I can just hear them back at their lair..."Sweet! That yuppiemobile was loaded!""Hey dipwad, help me unload this stuff.""In a second, grandma! Check out this GPS!""OK if you're not gonna help, at least dry the tools and put them away.""Where does the jack go?""Oh criminy, do I have to do everything? Move over, clown. There. Now hand me the lug wrench.""It's not here.""Idiot. Look in back.""I'm telling you, it's not here. I looked everywhere.""I swear to god, if you left it behind... I'll do the next one with your teeth.""I could go back for it.""You're a moron. Help me with these wheels."
They left behind the lug wrenches (which are necessary for the stolen wheels, custom or some such nonsense).Also, um. I don't think thugs say "criminy" much these days.:-)
Rearview, rearview, on the grass,Why art thou leering at Marsh's ......Sorry, but else would a rearview do? :)
Gosh I thought that was a rock, not a rearview mirror. Criminy! What will they think of next?!
Neither a rock nor a mirror... it is the driver's side window, carefully cut out and placed neatly on the grass in the front yard. Wasn't that considerate of them?
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Did they leave behind their own lug wrench? Or - the unkindest cut - did they use yours?
I can just hear them back at their lair...
"Sweet! That yuppiemobile was loaded!"
"Hey dipwad, help me unload this stuff."
"In a second, grandma! Check out this GPS!"
"OK if you're not gonna help, at least dry the tools and put them away."
"Where does the jack go?"
"Oh criminy, do I have to do everything? Move over, clown. There. Now hand me the lug wrench."
"It's not here."
"Idiot. Look in back."
"I'm telling you, it's not here. I looked everywhere."
"I swear to god, if you left it behind... I'll do the next one with your teeth."
"I could go back for it."
"You're a moron. Help me with these wheels."
They left behind the lug wrenches (which are necessary for the stolen wheels, custom or some such nonsense).
Also, um. I don't think thugs say "criminy" much these days.
:-)
Rearview, rearview, on the grass,
Why art thou leering at Marsh's ......
Sorry, but else would a rearview do? :)
Gosh I thought that was a rock, not a rearview mirror. Criminy! What will they think of next?!
Neither a rock nor a mirror... it is the driver's side window, carefully cut out and placed neatly on the grass in the front yard. Wasn't that considerate of them?
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