Words to live by (if you want to live a long time):

1. Floss.
2. Eat only stuff that can spoil – and eat it before it does.
3. Don't lie to little kids.
4. Live so that you don't have to lie to little kids.
5. Park as far away from the store as possible. The walk is good for you, and it leaves a parking spot for little old ladies or pregnant women or moms with toddlers.